T. R. Smith, comp. Poetica Erotica: Rare and Curious Amatory Verse. 1921–22.
The Accompt
By Anacreon (582485 B.C.)(From the Odes; translated by Thomas Stanley, 1651) |
IF thou dost the number know | |
Of the leaves on every bough, | |
If thou can’st the reckoning keep | |
Of the sands within the deep; | |
Thee of all men will I take, | 5 |
And my Love’s accomptant make. | |
Of Athenians first a score | |
Set me down; then fifteen more; | |
Add a regiment to these | |
Of Corinthian mistresses, | 10 |
For the most renown’d for fair | |
In Achæa sojourn there; | |
Next our Lesbian Beauties tell; | |
Those that in Ionia dwell; | |
Those of Rhodes and Caria count; | 15 |
To two thousand they amount, | |
Wonder’st thou I love so many? | |
’Las of Syria we not any, | |
Egypt yet, nor Crete have told, | |
Where his orgies Love doth hold. | 20 |
What to those then wilt thou say | |
Which in eastern Bactria, | |
Or the western Gades remain? | |
But give o’er, thou toil’st in vain; | |
For the sum which thou dost seek | 25 |
Puzzles all arithmetic. | |