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T. R. Smith, comp. Poetica Erotica: Rare and Curious Amatory Verse. 1921–22.
Clods Carroll
Roxburghe Ballads
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(Anonymous. From The Roxburghe Ballads, Vol. I. 1874)
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MAN. | NOW in the Garden are we well met, | |
| To crave our promise, for promise is a debt. | |
WOMAN. | Come, sit thee down all by my side, and when that thou art set, say what thou wilt unto me. | |
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MAN. | Show me unfeignedly, and tell me thy mind, | |
| For one may have a young wench that is not overkind. | 5 |
WOMAN. | Seek all the world for such a one, then hardly shall you find a Love of such perfection. | |
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MAN. | This single life is wearisome: fain would I marry, | |
| But fear of ill choosing makes me to tarry: | |
| Some says that flesh is flexible, and quickly it will vary. | |
WOMAN. | It’s very true,—God mend them. | 10 |
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MAN. | Why speak’st thou ill of women, sith thou thyself art one? | |
WOMAN. | Would all the rest were constant save I myself alone! | |
MAN. | Faith, good or bad, or howsoe’re, I cannot live alone, but needs I must be married. | |
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WOMAN. | To marry with a young wench,—she’ll make thee poor with pride: | |
| To marry with one of middle age,—perhaps she hath been tried: | 15 |
| To marry with an old one,—to freeze by fire side: both old and young are faulty. | |
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MAN. | I’ll marry with a young wench of beauty and of wit. | |
WOMAN. | It is better tame a young Colt without a curbing bit. | |
MAN. | But she will throw her rider down. | |
WOMAN. | I, true, he cannot sit, when Fillies fall a wighing. | 20 |
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MAN. | I’ll marry one of middle age, for she will love me well. | |
WOMAN. | But if her middle much be used, by heaven and by hell! | |
| Thou shalt find more griefs than thousand tongues can tell: Ah, silly man, God help thee! | |
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MAN. | I’ll marry with an old wench that knows not good from bad. | |
WOMAN. | But once within a fortnight she’ll make her husband mad. | 25 |
MAN. | Beshrew thee for thy counsel, for thou hast made me sad; but needs I must be married. | |
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WOMAN. | To marry with a young wench me thinks it were a bliss: | |
| To marry one of middle age it were not much amiss: | |
| I’d marry one of old age, and match where money is; there’s none are bad in choosing. | |
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MAN. | Then thou, for all thy saying, commendst the single life. | 30 |
WOMAN. | I, freedom is a popish banishment of strife. | |
MAN. | Hold thy tongue, fond woman, for I must have a wife. | |
WOMAN. | A Cuckold in reversion. | |
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| When you are once married, all one whole year, | |
| Tell me of your fortune, and meet with me here; | 35 |
| To think upon my counsel thou wilt shed many a tear; till which time I will leave thee. | |
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MAN. | Were I but assured, and of a Beggar’s lot, | |
| Still to live in misery and never worth a groat, | |
| To have my head well furnished as any horned Goat: for all this would I marry. | |
| Farewell, you lusty Bachelors, to marriage I am bent; | 40 |
| When I have tried what marriage is, I’ll tell you the event, | |
| And tell the cause, if cause there be, wherein I do repent that ever I did marry. |
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WOMAN. | GOOD-MORROW to thee, new-married man, how dost thou fare? | |
MAN. | As one quite marr’d with marriage, consumed and killed with care: | |
| Would I had ta’en thy counsel. | 45 |
WOMAN. | But thou wouldst not beware. | |
MAN. | Alas! it was my fortune. | |
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WOMAN. | What grief doth most oppress thee may I request to know? | |
MAN. | That I have got a wanton. | |
WOMAN. | But is she not a shrow? | 50 |
MAN. | She’s anything that evil is, but I must not say so. | |
WOMAN. | For fear that I should flout thee. | |
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MAN. | Indeed, to mock at misery would add unto my grief. | |
WOMAN. | But I will not torment thee, but rather lend relief: | |
| And therefore in thy marriage tell me what woes are chief; good counsel yet may cure thee. | 55 |
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WOMAN. | Is not thy housewife testy, too churlish and too sour? | |
MAN. | The devil is not so waspish,—she’s never pleased an hour. | |
WOMAN. | Canst thou not tame a devil? lies not it in thy power? | |
MAN. | Alas! I cannot conjure. | |
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WOMAN. | What! goeth she not a gossiping, to spend away thy store? | 60 |
MAN. | Do what I can, I promise you, she’s ever out of door; | |
| That were I ne’er so thrifty, yet she would make me poor; woe’s me! I cannot mend it. | |
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WOMAN. | How goeth she in apparel? delights she not in pride? | |
MAN. | No more than birds do bushes, or harts the river side,— | |
| Witness to that, her looking-glass, where she hath stood in pride a whole fore-noon together. | 65 |
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WOMAN. | How thinkst thou? was she honest, and loyal to thy bed? | |
MAN. | I think her legs do fall away, for springtime keeping head; | |
| And were not horns invisible, I warrant you I were sped with broad-browed Panthers? | |
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WOMAN. | Thy grief is past recovery; no salute will help but this— | |
| To take thy fortune patiently, and brook her what she is, | 70 |
| Yet many things amended are that have been long amiss, and so in time may she be. | |
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MAN. | I cannot stay here longer, my wife, or this, doth stay; | |
| And he that’s bound as I am bound, perforce must needs obey. | |
WOMAN. | Then farewell to thee, new-married man, since you will needs away; I can but grieve thy fortune. | |
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MAN. | All you that be at liberty and would be void of strife,— | 75 |
| I speak it on experience,—ne’er venture on a wife; | |
| For if you match, you will be matched to such a weary life, that you will all repent you. | | |
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