The World’s Wit and Humor: An Encyclopedia in 15 Volumes. 1906.
Heinrich Heine (17971856)Rewards Hereafter
From “Confessions”
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“The stars—the stars are only blotches of white leprosy on the face of heaven.”
“For mercy’s sake!” I cried, “do you not believe in some fair habitation above, where virtue will receive its ultimate reward?”
He looked at me with his dim eyes, and said sneeringly:
“Aha! You want to be paid a fee for having nursed your sick mother, and for not having poisoned your brother?”
He then looked about suspiciously, lest his excitement should have been noticed. An acquaintance stepped up, and asked him to take a hand at whist.