The World’s Wit and Humor: An Encyclopedia in 15 Volumes. 1906.
Carolyn Wells (18621942)One Week
From “Idle Idyls”
T
For Willie Weeks, a poor man’s
SUN.
And he had very little
MON.
I’ve nothing here but ones and
TUES.”
“The rich Miss Goldrocks I will
WED.”
She lisped, but firmly said, “No,
THUR!”
His soul went where they say souls
FRI.
The Coroner upon them
SAT.