The World’s Wit and Humor: An Encyclopedia in 15 Volumes. 1906.
John Godfrey Saxe (18161887)Ego et Echo
From “Poetical Works”
(Whose words are few and often funny),
What to a novice she could say
Of courtship, love, and matrimony?
Quoth Echo, plainly: “Matter-o’-money!”
A dashing damsel, gay and pert,
A pattern of inconsistency;
Or selfish, mercenary flirt?
Quoth Echo, sharply: “Nary flirt!”
That long has lured the dear deceiver,
She promised to amend her life,
And sin no more, can I believe her?
Quoth Echo, very promptly: “Leave her!”
On me should venture to bestow it:
Pray, should I act the wiser part
To take the treasure, or forego it?
Quoth Echo, with decision: “Go it!”
As warm as if Catullus penned it,
Declare her beauty so sublime
That Cytherea’s can’t transcend it—
Quoth Echo, very clearly: “Send it!”
To bind her fate in Hymen’s fetter,
She vow she means to die a maid—
In answer to my loving letter?
Quoth Echo, rather coolly: “Let her!”
I find my heart entwined about
With Cupid’s dear delicious chain,
So closely that I can’t get out?
Quoth Echo, laughingly: “Get out!”
As pure and fair as Heaven can make her,
Will share my labor and my rest,
Till envious Death shall overtake her?
Quoth Echo (sotto voce): “Take her!”