Bliss Carman, et al., eds. The World’s Best Poetry. 1904.
Humorous Poems: I. WomanThe Women Fok
James Hogg (17701835)O,
I fancied first the womenkind;
For aye sinsyne I ne’er can hae
Ae quiet thought or peace o’ mind!
They hae plagued my heart an’ pleased my e’e,
An’ teased an’ flattered me at will,
But aye for a’ their witcherye,
The pawky things I lo’e them still.
But they hae been the wreck o’ me;
O weary fa’ the women fo’k,
For they winna let a body be!
I ’ve studied them wi’ a’ my skill,
I ’ve lo’d them better than mysell,
I ’ve tried again to like them ill.
Wha sairest strives, will sairest rue,
To comprehend what nae man can;
When he has done what man can do,
He ’ll end at last where he began.
O the women fo’k, etc.
A man wi’ half a look may see;
An gracefu’ airs, an’ faces sweet,
An’ waving curls aboon the bree;
An’ smiles as soft as the young rosebud,
And een sae pawky, bright, an’ rare,
Wad lure the laverock frae the cludd,—
But, laddie, seek to ken nae mair!
O the women fo’k, etc.
The date is neither lost nor lang,
I tak ye witness ilka ane,
How fell they fought, and fairly dang.
Their point they ’ve carried right or wrang,
Without a reason, rhyme, or law,
An’ forced a man to sing a sang,
That ne’er could sing a verse ava.
But they hae been the wreck o’ me;
O weary fa’ the women fo’k,
For they winna let a body be!