Fuess and Stearns, comps. The Little Book of Society Verse. 1922.
By. Andrew LangTo Correspondents
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And tremble as thy foot draws nearer,
’T is not the Christmas Dun I dread,
My mortal foe is much severer,—
The Unknown Correspondent, who,
With indefatigable pen,
And nothing in the world to do,
Perplexes literary men.
They write; from Deal and from Dacotah,
The people of the Shetlands send
No inconsiderable quota;
They write for autographs; in vain,
In vain does Phyllis write, and Flora,
They write that Allan Quatermain
Is not at all the book for Brora.
This writer “at a garden party,”
And though this writer “may forget,”
Their recollection’s keen and hearty.
“And will you praise in your reviews
A novel by our distant cousin?”
These letters from Provincial Blues
Assail us daily by the dozen!
O friends with postage stamps in plenty,
O poets out of many lands,
O youths and maidens under twenty,
Seek out some other wretch to bore,
Or wreak yourselves upon your neighbours,
And leave me to my dusty lore,
And my unprofitable labours.