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Fuess and Stearns, comps. The Little Book of Society Verse. 1922.

By. Rudyard Kipling

My Rival

I GO to concert, party, ball—

What profit is in these?

I sit alone against the wall,

And strive to look at ease.

The incense that is mine by right

They burn before Her shrine;

And that’s because I’m seventeen

And She is forty-nine.

I cannot check my girlish blush,

My colour comes and goes;

I redden to my finger-tips,

And sometimes to my nose;

But She is white where white should be

And red where red should shine—

The blush that flies at seventeen

Is fixed at forty-nine.

I wish I had Her constant cheek:

I wish that I could sing

All sorts of funny little songs,

Not quite the proper thing.

I’m very gauche and very shy;

Her jokes are n’t in my line;

And, worst of all, I’m seventeen,

While she is forty-nine.

The young men come, the young men go,

Each pink and white and neat,

She’s older than their mothers, but

They grovel at Her feet;

They walk beside Her ’rickshaw wheels—

They never walk by mine;

And that’s because I’m seventeen

And She is forty-nine.

She rides with half a dozen men

(She calls them “boys” and “mashers”);

I trot along the Mall alone.

My prettiest frocks and sashes

Don’t help to fill my programme-card,

And vainly I repine

From 10 to 2 A.M. Ah me!

Would I were forty-nine!

She calls me “darling,” “pet,” and “dear,”

And “sweet retiring maid.”

I’m always at the back, I know;

She puts me in the shade.

She introduces me to men,

“Cast” lovers, I opine,

For sixty takes to seventeen,

Nineteen to forty-nine.

But even She must older grow

And end Her dancing days;

She can’t go on forever so

At concerts, balls, and plays!

One ray of priceless hope I see

Before my footsteps shine:

Just think that she’ll be eighty-one

When I am forty-nine.