Fuess and Stearns, comps. The Little Book of Society Verse. 1922.
By. Thomas Haynes BaylyA Fashionable Novel
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A story of elegant life;
No stuff about love in a hovel,
No sketch of a commoner’s wife:
No trash such as pathos and passion,
Fine feelings, expression, and wit;
But all about people of fashion,
Come look at his caps how they fit!
Of girls who sat reading all night;
Thy heroes were striplings in armor,
Thy heroines damsels in white.
But past are thy terrible touches,
Our lips in derision we curl,
Unless we are told how a Duchess,
Conversed with her cousin, the Earl.
Of titles—“I give you my word,
My lady, you’re looking delightful.”
“O dear, do you think so, my lord!”
“You’ve heard of the marquis’s marriage.
The bride with her jewels new set,
Four horses, new travelling carriage,
And déjeuner à la fourchette.”
We trace all her ins and her outs;
The very small talk that is spoken
By the very great people at routs;
At Tenby Miss Jinks asks the loan of
The book from the innkeeper’s wife,
And reads till she dreams she is one of
The leaders of elegant life.