Fuess and Stearns, comps. The Little Book of Society Verse. 1922.
By. Austin DobsonA Chapter of Froissart
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This age, I think, prefers recitals
Of high-spiced crime, with “slang” for jokes,
And startling titles.
Loved “old Montaigne,” and praised Pope’s Homer
(Nay, thought to style him “poet” too,
Were scarce misnomer),
I can recall how Some-one present
(Who spoils her grandson, Frank!) would read
And find him pleasant;
Long since, in an old house in Surrey,
Where men knew more of “morning ale”
Than “Lindley Murray,”
’Neath Hogarth’s “Midnight Conversation,”
It stood; and oft ’twixt spring and fall,
With fond elation,
All through one hopeful happy summer,
At such a page (I well knew where),
Some secret comer,
(Though scarcely such a colt unbroken),
Would sometimes place for private view
A certain token;—
An ivy leaf for “Orchard corner,”
A thorn to say “Don’t come at all,”—
Unwelcome warner!—
But then Romance required dissembling,
(Ann Radcliffe taught us that!) which bred
Some genuine trembling;
In such kind confidential parley
As may to you kind Fortune send,
You long-legged Charlie,
We had our crosses like our betters;
Fate sometimes looked askance upon
Those floral letters;
The dust upon the folio settled;
For some-one, in the right, was pained,
And some-one nettled,
Of fixed intent and purpose stony
To serve King George, enlist and make
Minced-meat of “Boney,”
And so, when she I mean came hither,
One day that need for letters ceased,
She brought this with her!
The English King laid Siege to Calais;
I think Gran. knows it even now,—
Go ask her, Alice.