William Stanley Braithwaite, ed. The Book of Restoration Verse. 1910.
The Winchester WeddingThomas DUrfey (16531723)
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The like was never seen,
’Twixt lusty Ralph of Reading
And bonny Black Bess of the Green:
The fiddlers were crowding before,
Each lass was as fine as a queen;
There was a hundred and more,
For all the country came in:
Brisk Robin led Rose so fair,
She looked like a lily o’ th’ vale,
And ruddy-faced Harry led Mary,
And Roger led bouncing Nell.
He helped her over the stile,
And swore there was none so pretty
In forty and forty long mile:
Kit gave a green gown to Betty,
And lent her his hand to rise;
But Jenny was jeered by Watty
For looking blue under the eyes:
Thus merrily chatting all,
They passed to the bride-house along,
With Johnny and pretty-faced Nanny,
The fairest of all the throng.
Afraid the dinner was spoiled;
And ushered ’em in to treat ’em
With baked and roasted and boiled:
The lads were so frolic and jolly,
For each had his love by his side,
But Willy was melancholy,
For he had a mind to the bride:
Then Philip begins her health
And turns a beer-glass on his thumb;
But Jenkin was reckoned for drinking
The best in Christendom.
Into the midst of the Hall,
The fiddlers struck up for dancing
And Jeremy led up the brawl;
But Margery kept a quarter,
A lass that was proud of her pelf,
’Cause Arthur had stolen her garter
And swore he would tie it himself:
She struggled, and blushed, and frowned,
And ready with anger to cry,
’Cause Arthur, with tying her garter,
Had slipped his hand too high.
The bride away was led;
The bridegroom got drunk and was knocking
For candles to light ’em to bed:
But Robin, that found him silly,
Most friendly took him aside,
The while that his wife with Willy
Was playing at hopper’s-hide:
And now the warm game begins,
The critical minute was come,
And chatting and billing and kissing
Went merrily round the room.
And blithe as a bird in the spring;
And Tommy was so to Katy,
And married her with a rush-ring:
Sukey, that danced with the cushion,
An hour from the room had been gone,
And Barnaby knew by her blushing
That some other dance had been done:
And thus, of the fifty fair maids
That came to the wedding with men,
Scarce five of the fifty was left ye
That so did return again.