T. R. Smith, comp. Poetica Erotica: Rare and Curious Amatory Verse. 1921–22.
Street Songs
By Francis Beaumont (15841616) and John Fletcher (15791625)(From The Loyal Subject, Act 3, Scene V.) ANCIENT. Broom, broom, the bonny broom!I. | |
Come, buy my birchen broom! | |
I’ th’ wars we have no more room, | |
Buy all my bonny broom! | |
For a kiss take two; | 5 |
If those will not do, | |
For a little, little pleasure, | |
Take all my whole treasure: | |
If all these will not do’t, | |
Take the broom-man to boot. | 10 |
Broom, broom, the bonny broom! | |
II. 1 Soldier. The wars are done and gone, | |
And soldiers, now neglected, pedlars are. | |
Come, maidens, come along, | |
For I can shew your handsome, handsome ware; | 15 |
Powders for the head, | |
And drinks for your bed, | |
To make ye blithe and bonny; | |
As well in the night | |
We soldiers can fight, | 20 |
And please a young wench as any. | |
2 Soldier. I have fine potatoes, | |
Ripe potatoes! | |
III. 3 Soldier. Will ye buy any honesty? come away, | |
I sell it openly by day; | 25 |
I bring no forced light, nor no candle | |
To cozen ye; come buy and handle: | |
This will shew the great man good, | |
The tradesman where he swears and lies, | |
Each lady of a noble blood, | 30 |
The city dame to rule her eyes. | |
Ye’re rich men now: Come buy, and then | |
I’ll make ye richer, honest men. | |
IV. 4 Soldier. Have ye any crack’d maidenheads, to new leach or mend? | |
Have ye any old maidenheads to sell or to change? | 35 |
Bring ’em to me, with a little pretty gin, | |
I’ll clout ’em, I’ll mend ’em, I’ll knock in a pin, | |
Shall make ’em as good maids again, | |
As ever they have been. * * * * * | |
1 Soldier. If your daughters on their beds, | 40 |
Have bowed or crack’d their maidenheads; | |
If, in a coach, with too much tumbling, | |
They chance to cry, fy, fo, what fumbling! | |
If her foot slip, and down fall she, | |
And break her leg above the knee; | 45 |
The one and thirtieth of February let this be ta’en, | |
And they shall be arrant maids again. | |