T. R. Smith, comp. Poetica Erotica: Rare and Curious Amatory Verse. 1921–22.
Dick and Doll
Anonymous(From Songs, Comic, and Satyrical, by George Alexander Stevens, 1782) |
AS one bright summer’s sultry day, | |
For sake of shade I sought the grove; | |
Thro’ thickset-hedge, on top of hay, | |
I met with mutual love. | |
A youth with one arm round his pretty girl’s waist, | 5 |
On small swelling breasts he his other hand plac’d, | |
While she cry’d, Dick, be still, | |
Pray tell me what’s your will? | |
“I come (quoth Dick) to have some chat,” | |
And close to hers his lips he squeez’d; | 10 |
“I guess (cries Doll) what you’d be at, | |
But now I won’t be teas’d.” | |
She strove to rise up, but his strength held her down, | |
She called out for help! and petitioned the clown, | |
“O Dick, dear, let me rise, | 15 |
The Sun puts out my eyes. | |
“I’ll tear your soul out!—Lord! these men, | |
If ever—well—I won’t submit.— | |
Why? what? the devil!—Curse me then!— | |
You’ll fling me in a fit.” | 20 |
Down, like a bent lily, her head dropp’d aslant; | |
Her eyes lost the day-light, her breath became scant, | |
And feebly on her tongue | |
Expiring accents hung. | |
The chorus birds sung o’er their heads, | 25 |
The breeze blew rustling thro’ the grove; | |
Sweet smelt the hay, on new-mown meads: | |
All seem’d the scene of love. | |
Dick offer’d to lift up the lass as she lay; | |
A look, full of tenderness told him to stay. | 30 |
“So soon, Dick, will you go? | |
“I wish—dear me!—heigh ho!” | |
Vibrating with heart-heaving sighs, | |
Her tucker trembling to and fro’, | |
Her crimson’d cheeks, her glist’ning eyes, | 35 |
Proclaim’d possession’s glow. | |
Dick bid her farewell; but she, languishing, cry’d, | |
As wanton she play’d by her fallen shepherd’s side; | |
“A moment, pray sit still, | |
Since now you’ve had your will.” | 40 |
“Lord! (cries the girl) you hasty men, | |
Of love afford but one poor proof; | |
Our fowls at home, each sparrow-hen, | |
Is ten times better off. | |
No! that you should not, had I known your design, | 45 |
But, since you’ve had your will, pray let me have mine; | |
So, once more, e’er we rise, | |
Do, dear Dick, save my eyes.” | |