T. R. Smith, comp. Poetica Erotica: Rare and Curious Amatory Verse. 1921–22.
A Puritan
Anonymous(From Merry Drollery, 1661. fol. 2) |
A PURITAN of late, | |
And eke a holy Sister, | |
A Catechizing sate, | |
And fan he would have kist her | |
For his Mate. | 5 |
But she a Babe of grace, | |
A Child of reformation | |
Thought kissing a disgrace, | |
A Limb of profanation | |
In that place. | 10 |
He swore by yea and nay | |
He would have no denial, | |
The spirit would it so, | |
She should endure a trial | |
Ere she go. | 15 |
Why swear you so, quoth she? | |
Indeed, my holy Brother, | |
You might have forsworn be | |
Had it been to another, | |
Not to me. | 20 |
He laid her on the ground, | |
His Spirits fell a ferking, | |
Her Zeal was in a sound, | |
He edified her Merkin | |
Upside down. | 25 |
And when their leave they took, | |
And parted were asunder | |
My Muse did then awake, | |
And I turn’d Ballad-monger. | |
For their sake. | 30 |