Harriet Monroe, ed. (1860–1936). The New Poetry: An Anthology. 1917.
The Puncher PoetPhil LeNoir
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Grew a man like Colonel Cody’s for to show it.
I’d write poems in my dreams
And I’d sing ’em to the teams.
Yup!
A sentimental, ornamental poet.
Told about the many humans he had killed,
Took him through his entire life,
Showed his love an’ showed his strife.
Then I hung up like a lunger on a hill.
Had ol’ Billy ketched an’ in the county jail—
When the words plum petered out,
Wouldn’t flow, wouldn’t spout.
Then I roared an’ hit the temperamental trail.
Skeered the wife an’ sent her roostin’ with the birds.
But they wouldn’t come alive
Though I raved till half-past five;
Then I quit the house an’ joined the loco herd.
It’s the rumble of the cattle’s organ-bawl.
As fur the little tale
Bloody Bill is still in jail—
Which was a damn good place to leave him after all.