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Harriet Monroe, ed. (1860–1936). The New Poetry: An Anthology. 1917.
The Old Woman
Marjorie Allen Seiffert
Doctor:
A Morality Play in Two Parts I THERE is an old woman | Who ought to die— Deacon: | And nobody knows | But what she’s dead— Doctor: | The air will be cleaner | When she’s gone— Deacon: | But we dare not bury her | Till she’s dead— Landlady: | Come, young doctor | From the first floor front, | Come, dusty deacon | From the fourth floor back— | You take her heels | And I’ll take her head— Doctor and Deacon: | We’ll carry her | And bury her— | If she’s dead! House: | They roll her up | In her old red quilt, | They carry her down | At a horizontal tilt. | She doesn’t say, “Yes!” | And she doesn’t say, “No!” | She doesn’t say, “Gentlemen, | Where do we go?” Doctor: | Out in the lot | Where the ash-cans die, | There, old woman, | There shall you lie! Deacon: | Let’s hurry away, | And never look behind | To see if her eyes | Are dead and blind, | To see if the quilt | Lies over her face. | Perhaps she’ll groan, | Or move in her place! House: | The room is empty | Where the old woman lay, | And I no longer | Smell like a tomb— Landlady: | Doctor, deacon, | Can you say | Who’ll pay the rent | For the old woman’s room? House:
| II The room is empty | Down the hall; | There are mice in the closet, | Ghosts in the wall. | A pretty little lady | Comes to see— Woman: | Oh, what a dark room! | Not for me! Landlady: | The room is large | And the rent is low; | There’s a deacon above, | And a doctor below— Deacon: | When the little mice squeak | I will pray— Doctor: | I’ll psycho-analyze | The ghosts away— Landlady: | The bed is large | And the mattress deep; | Wrapped in a featherbed | You shall sleep— Woman: | But here’s the door | Without a key— | An unlocked room | Won’t do for me! Doctor: | Here’s a bolt— Deacon: | And here’s a bar— Landlady: | You’ll sleep safely | Where you are! Woman: | Good-night, gentlemen, | It’s growing late. | Good-night, landlady, | Pray don’t wait! | I’m going to bed— | I’ll bolt the door | And sleep more soundly | Than ever before! Deacon: | Good-night, madam, | I’ll steal away— Doctor: | Glad a pretty lady | Has come to stay! House: | She lights a candle— | What do I see? | That cloak looks like | A quilt to me! | She climbs into bed | Where long she’s lain; | She’s come back home— | She won’t leave again. | She’s found once more | Her rightful place— | Same old lady | With a pretty new face. | Let the deacon pray | And the doctor talk— | The mice will squeak | And the ghosts will walk. | There’s a crafty smile | On the landlady’s face— | The old woman’s gone | And she’s filled her place! Landlady: | It’s nothing to me | If the old woman’s dead— | I’ve somebody sleeping | In every bed!
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