Louis Untermeyer, ed. (1885–1977). Modern American Poetry. 1919.
William Rose Benét18861950How to Catch Unicorns
I
Will lead you—where?
Into a phantasmagoric land—
Beware!
The birds on every tree are still.
But from stocks and stones, clear voices come
That should be dumb.
A noose, a prod,
You’ll be waiting in the forest yet…
Nid—nod!
They say … but I—
I think (Is anyone around?)
That’s lust a lie!
To flinders ’twill flash ’neath the wizard moon.
So I should take browned batter-cake,
Hot-buttered inside, like foam to flake.
And a whimsical face,
And a tied-up lunch of sandwich and tart,
And spread a cloth in the open chase.
And then I should pretend to snore…
The wind of a mane and a tail, and four
Wild hoofs prancing the forest-floor.
And see the Unicorn!
But he’s never had anything to eat!
Knights have tramped in their iron-mong’ry…
But nobody thought—that’s all!—he’s hungry!
Really hungry! Good Lord deliver us,
The Unicorn is not carnivorous!