Louis Untermeyer, ed. (1885–1977). Modern American Poetry. 1919.
Bliss Carman18611929Hem and Haw
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Created to shally and shirk;
Hem lay ’round and Haw looked on
While God did all the work.
For both had the dull, dull mind;
And whenever they found a thing to do,
They yammered and went it blind.
As the sands of the sea were they.
And Haw was the father of all the tribe
Who criticize to-day.
And knew what he was about;
While over his shoulder sneered these two,
And advised him to rub it out.
“Such folly must surely fail!”
And when he was done, “Do you think, my Lord,
He’s better without a tail?”
With posture and hint and smirk,
These sons of the devil are standing by
While man does all the work.
In the sacred name of law;
And over the quavering voice of Hem
Is the droning voice of Haw.