C.D. Warner, et al., comp.
The Library of the World’s Best Literature. An Anthology in Thirty Volumes. 1917.
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By Charles Stuart Calverley (18311884)
I
Why I ne’er smile, as was my wont:
I only know that, as a fact,
I don’t.
Buoyant and blithe as other folk,
And not unfrequently I made
A joke.
I’d sing, as one whose heart must break,
Lay upon lay—I nearly learned
To shake.
Of fights our fathers fought of yore,
Until the thing almost became
A bore.
It is not that I deem them low;
’Tis that I can’t remember how
They go.
Above me stood the summer moon:
And as to dancing, I could fly
As soon.
I sprang erewhile, attract no more:
Although I am but sixty-three
Or four.
To shrink from happy boyhood—boys
Have grown so noisy, and I hate
A noise.
By swarming up its stem for eggs;
They drive their horrid hoops between
My legs.
I’ll tell you what I’ll do instead:
I’ll drink my arrowroot, and go
To bed.