James and Mary Ford, eds. Every Day in the Year. 1902.
October 10The Babys Debut
By Horace (17791849) and James (17751839) Smith
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And I was eight on New-year’s-day;
So in Kate Wilson’s shop
Papa (he’s my papa and Jack’s)
Bought me, last week, a doll of wax,
And brother Jack a top.
He thinks mine came to more than his;
So to my drawer he goes,
Takes out the doll, and, O, my stars!
He pokes her head between the bars,
And melts off half her nose!
And tie it to his peg-top’s peg,
And bang, with might and main,
Its head against the parlour-door:
Off flies the head, and hits the floor,
And breaks a window-pane.
Well, let him cry, it serves him right.
A pretty thing, forsooth!
If he’s to melt, all scalding hot,
Half my doll’s nose, and I am not
To draw his peg-top’s tooth!
And cried, “O naughty Nancy Lake,
Thus to distress your aunt:
No Drury-Lane for you to-day!”
And while papa said, “Pooh, she may!”
Mamma said, “No, she shan’t!”
They got into a hackney coach,
And trotted down the street,
I saw them go: one horse was blind,
The tails of both hung down behind,
Their shoes were on their feet.
Used to be drawn to Pentonville,
Stood in the lumber-room:
I wiped the dust from off the top,
While Molly mopped it with a mop,
And brushed it with a broom.
Came in at six to black the shoes,
(I always talk to Sam:)
So what does he, but takes, and drags
Me in the chaise along the flags,
And leaves me where I am.
But not so tall and not so thick
As these, and, goodness me!
My father’s beams are made of wood,
But never, never half so good
As those that now I see.
The carpet, when they lay it down,
Won’t hide it, I’ll be bound;
And there’s a row of lamps!—my eye!
How they do blaze! I wonder why
They keep them on the ground.
And kept away; but Mr. Thing-
umbob, the prompter man,
Gave with his hand my chaise a shove,
And said, “Go on, my pretty love;
“Speak to ’em, little Nan.
Er, hold your chin up, laugh and lisp,
And then you’re sure to take:
I’ve known the day when brats, not quite
Thirteen, got fifty pounds a night;
Then why not Nancy Lake?”
And where’s my aunt? and where’s mamma?
Where’s Jack? O there they sit!
They smile, they nod; I’ll go my ways,
And order round poor Billy’s chaise,
To join them in the pit.
To join mamma, and see the show;
So, bidding you adieu,
I curtsy, like a pretty miss,
And if you’ll blow to me a kiss,
I’ll blow a kiss to you.