James and Mary Ford, eds. Every Day in the Year. 1902.
April 18Sir Sidney Smith
By Thomas Dibdin (17711841)
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But the song I now trouble you with,
Lays some claim to applause, and you’ll grant it, because
The subject’s Sir Sidney Smith, it is,
The subject’s Sir Sidney Smith.
He’d fight every foe he could meet;
Give him one ship for two, and without more ado,
He’d engage if he met a whole fleet, he would,
He’d engage if he met a whole fleet.
Till fortune, that changeable elf,
Ordered accidents, so, that while taking the foe,
Sir Sidney got taken himself, he did,
Sir Sidney got taken himself.
Rejected each offer we bid,
And swore he should stay locked up till doomsday;
But he swore he’d be d——d if he did, he did;
But he swore he’d be hanged if he did.
Cried “sacre, diable, morbleu,
Mon prisonnier ’scape; I av got in von scrape,
And I fear I must run away too, I must,
I fear I must run away too!”
E’en his foes he would scorn to deceive;
His escape was but just, and confess it you must,
For it only was taking French leave, you know,
It only was taking French leave.