On Dr. Johnson

By John Wolcot (1738–1819)

Dr. Samuel Johnson, the famous English lexicographer, poet and essayist, died Dec. 13, 1784.

I OWN I like not Johnson’s turgid style,

That gives an inch the importance of a mile;

Casts of manure a wagon-load around

To raise a simple daisy from the ground;

Uplifts the club of Hercules—for what?

To crush a butterfly, or brain a gnat!

Creates a whirlwind, from the earth to draw

A goose’s feather, or exalt a straw;

Sets wheels on wheels in motion—such a clatter!—

To force up one poor nipperkin of water;

Bids ocean labor with tremendous roar

To heave a cockle-shell upon the shore:

Alike in every theme his pompous art—

Heaven’s awful thunder or a rumbling cart!