Edmund Clarence Stedman, ed. (1833–1908). A Victorian Anthology, 1837–1895. 1895.
Robert Browning 181289Muckle-Mouth Meg
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Death-doom’d by our Law of the Border!
We ’ve a gallows outside and a chiel to dispatch thee:
Who trespasses—hangs: all ’s in order.”
Then the Laird’s dame: “Nay, Husband, I beg!
He ’s comely: be merciful! Grace for the callant
—If he marries our Muckle-mouth Meg!”
Grant rather the gallows!” laugh’d he.
“Foul fare kith and kin of you—why do you tarry?”
“To tame your fierce temper!” quoth she.
Cold, darkness, and hunger work wonders:
Who lion-like roars now, mouse-fashion will squeak,
And ‘it rains’ soon succeed to ‘it thunders.’”
—Not hunger: for duly at morning
In flitted a lass, and a voice like a lark
Chirp’d, “Muckle-mouth Meg still ye ’re scorning?
“Did Meg’s muckle-mouth boast within some
Such music as yours, mine should match it or burst:
No frog-jaws! So tell folk, my Winsome!”
Out he march’d, and there waited the lassie:
“Yon gallows, or Muckle-mouth Meg for a bride!
Consider! Sky’s blue and turf’s grassy:
“Not I,” quoth the stout heart: “too eerie
The mouth that can swallow a bubblyjock’s egg:
Shall I let it munch mine? Never, dearie!
Perhaps he would rather wed me!”
“Ay, would he—with just for a dowry your can!”
“I ’m Muckle-mouth Meg,” chirp’d she.
“Will I widen thee out till thou turnest
From Margaret Minnikin-mou’, by God’s grace,
To Muckle-mouth Meg in good earnest!”