Frank J. Wilstach, comp. A Dictionary of Similes. 1916.
Incongruous
As incongruous as a blacksmith with a white silk apron.
—Anonymous
Incongruous as a joke on a gravestone or a ledger.
—Anonymous
Incongruous as Matthew Arnold jumping rope.
—Anonymous
Incongruous as a merry dirge, or sacramental bacchanal.
—Philip James Bailey
Incongruous as a wedding-dress at a funeral.
—J. M. Barrie