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Welcome Speech For High School

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Hello, and welcome to High School, this is where you send your kids every day for us to watch. We can assure you that after they walk through the school doors, they will happily be greeted with a heard of students eager to learn, just a wonderful way to start off the day if you ask me! Not many people know this, but public schools are really scheduled so that they make sure students are the most run down and least focused. We find this helps students with fully unlocking their subconscious mind and learning through it their full potential. It has been shown that students will learn more and retain information when their brains are not functioning, so we make sure our students are up all hours finishing homework so that their brains are tired the next day and can easily retain new information. Then there is our athletics program, not only does it keep your kids “in shape”, they also learn how things in life aren’t fair as well as many life skills. Running a mile for every letter in a curse word spoken by the student really builds character. What’s more, is when a student is caught smoking he or she simply sits out allowing them to really learn their lesson. Students have shown to also build speed and endurance with the threat of being kicked out of the athletic program looming over their heads. In addition, the lack of sanitation in the weight room allows for students to catch things like Staph so that their immune system learns how to fight infections just like the students

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