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Hierarchy Of Pony Needs : Physical Needs Essay

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Hierarchy of Pony Needs: Physical Needs

*Click Click* went the VCR
*Buzzzz buzz* went the static on the TV

A staticy Rainbow Dash image appeared on the screen, however the static was so bad you could barely make out the shape sitting at a desk. A calm cool voice cracked out of the speakers

“Hello there future or current pony owners. This is a EQPMB’s production of how to care for your new slave slash meat slash toy Pony. I’m your guide Rainbow Slash, and I’m the in charge of teaching the slaves at the factory. If you are wondering how I got that name, well let’s just say it’s deserved and leave it at that.”

“But this video isn’t about me as awesome as that would be! This video series hopes to teach you how to care for, discipline, your pony friend. I’m more focused on mentally breaking and training ponies, so if you are looking for cooking advice, go ask Darth Pie.”

The image seemed to spasm at the name of her coworker as if she was getting a migraine. She continued.

“This is the start of the series about your meat mare’s needs, and how to use them against them. Take a look at this chart.

http://www.simplypsychology.org/maslow-pyramid.jpg

This is known as the Meadow’s Hierarchy of Pony needs, and it was developed by Zebraham Meadow, but what exactly is it? Well believe it or not, every pony tries to fufill this chart starting from the bottom of the chart and working up their way to the top. You can tell what your meat slave is longing for and what

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