But jail’s not the answer in a case of this sort, / To balance the equities is the job of this court. / So a week before Christmas, here in the court, / I sentence defendant for interrupting a sport. / Community service, and a fine you will pay. / Happy holiday to all, and to all a good day.
ATTRIBUTION:
“Ode to a Criminal Trespasser,” written with law secretary Peter Kelly, included with $500 fine and sentencing of actor Michael Sergio, who had parachuted into Shea Stadium during the World Series, NY Times 20 Dec 86
SUBJECTS:
Communications & the Arts: Sports: Observers & Critics
